God Loves CIRCUMCISION!

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of how God LOVES circumcision.

The classic tale of how God makes no mistakes, except when it comes to the penis...

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Linda
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CRAZY Mormon Rules!

The Mormon Church has crazy rules!

But what would you expect from a religion started by a teenage boy whose vision of two angels telling him to build his own church sounds suspiciously like the result of an experiment with hallucinogenic drugs...

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

Moses Lost in the Desert

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of when Moses got lost in the desert.

The classic story of when Moses, on top of being dehydrated, hungry, sunburnt, and exhausted, had to spend 40 years hearing the Israelites endlessly ask him "Are we there yet?"

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Cheers,
Linda
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You Should NOT WORSHIP Jesus!

You should not worship Jesus.

Because while Christians insist that "Jesus loves you", he seems more like a third-rate magician desperately using tricks, like walking on water, to try to distract us from the fact that he invented something as evil as Hell...

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Linda
xo

God Orders Moses to Kill the Midianites

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of when God ordered Moses to kill the Midianites.

Because "Thou shalt not kill!" (Unless God tells you to, then it's totally cool...)

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

Why Are Creationists ANGRY About EVOLUTION?

Why are creationists so angry about evolution?

Particularly when they don’t seem to understand the first thing about it...

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Linda
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God's Punishment for CHILDBIRTH!

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of God's punishment for childbirth.

Because apparently 9 months of pregnancy followed by hours of excruciating labour pain, before finally pushing something the size of a watermelon out through a hole that starts out the size of a grape isn't punishment enough...

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Linda
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Does The BIBLE Make You MORAL?

Does the Bible REALLY make you moral?

Because if you don't take the Bible literally, but interpret it to get your morals, then aren't you just getting your morals from yourself...

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

God's Punishment for BLASPHEMY!

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of God's punishment for blasphemy.

The classic tale of an all-powerful god who and can cope with anything! (Except for somebody criticising him...)

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Linda
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Is It Lonely Being an Atheist?

Is it lonely being an atheist?

Because without a supernatural psychopath watching every move that you make, how could you help but feel completely rejected and utterly alone...

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Linda
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The Bible Fairy Tale of God's Laws About Jerking Off

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of God's laws about jerking off.

Because whether it's emotional or physical, God hates it when you love yourself...

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Linda
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Are Atheist Politicians IMMORAL?

Are atheist politicians immoral?

Because without believing in a god who condones slavery, murder, rape, child abuse, sexism, racism, and homophobia how could an atheist politician possibly be considered morally fit to govern…

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Linda
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The Bible Fairy Tale of the Ten Commandments (Part 2)

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of the Ten Commandments (Part 2).

The classic story of when Moses had to ask God to give him the Ten Commandments again because, like most good Christians, Moses couldn't remember what they were...

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Linda
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Is Hearing the "Voice of God" INSANE?

If I heard the voice of God I wouldn't assume that he's real. I'd assume I needed to see a psychiatrist.

So how come grown men and women can get away with saying that a "magical man in the sky speaks to them from behind a cloud" without being labelled as completely insane, just because they're religious?...

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Linda
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The Bible Fairy Tale of the Ten Commandments (Part 1)

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of the Ten Commandments (Part 1).

The story of God's legendary holy laws in which he forgot to mention that rape, paedophilia, sexism, slavery, homophobia and racism were wrong...

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

Why Are Women Religious?

Why are women religious?

I mean I get why men are religious. There are multiple holy texts that allow them to sleep with whoever they want, have as many wives as they want, have as many concubines as they want, and still rule the world with absolutely no consequences.

But with all of the sexism in the Bible and the Quran, how can any woman be religious?

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

The Bible Fairy Tale of When Moses Parted the Red Sea

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of when Moses parted the Red Sea.

The classic story of a brave man who trusted a capricious god whose usual response when playing with water was to commit mass genocide...

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Cheers,
Linda
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You Just Gotta Have FAITH?

Ever noticed that when people say "You've just got to have faith", they tend to mean their specific faith, not anyone else's?

Because the last thing they want you to do is run off and pray to another religion's god...

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Cheers,
Linda
xo

The Bible Fairy Tale of When God Killed Every Baby Boy (Again...)

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of when God killed every baby boy (again...).

The classic tale of an all-loving god who (while helping Moses free the Israelites) proves that what he loves most is mass murdering Egyptian baby boys...

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Cheers,
Linda
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What Would GOD DO?

So often we're told to ask, "What would God do?"

But as the answer is often slavery, rape, child abuse, and genocide, maybe this isn't such a good question to ask. Particularly if you want to stay OUT of jail...

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Cheers,
Linda
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The Bible Fairy Tale of When Moses Smoked Weed!

It's time for the Bible fairy tale of when Moses smoked weed.

The classic tale of a guy who hears God "talk" to him after using a burning bush to get high...

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Cheers,
Linda
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Is Religion FAKE NEWS?

Is religion fake news?

Because holy spirits, walking on water, virgin births, and turning water into wine sound less like real news, and more like website clickbait...

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Cheers,
Linda
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Moses Is Born! (God KILLS All Other Baby Boys)

So it's time for the fairy tale of when Moses was born.

The classic story of when an "all loving" god saved one Hebrew baby boy, but let the rest of the baby boys die...

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Cheers,
Linda
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